she has a big head

she also loves x-files, mad men and being right

Gordo: setting the bar impossibly high for men since 2000

GORDOOOOOOOO

thingsorganizedneatly:

SUBMISSION:  white oak leaves in autumn (at stillblog.net by mary jo hoffman)

itsliketheyknowus:

"Brushing my toddler’s teeth is my favorite way to unwind. She never flops around like a deranged mackerel hell-bent on knocking herself unconscious on the nearest wall, counter, or tile floor. It’s our special time together."

I’m not a mother yet, but this blog is hilarious!

not-a-mer-gentleman:

Isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch-spit-on-your-neck-fantastic?